| Posted by Jim , Aug 20,1999,09:47 | Post Reply | Forum |
...so there's this man from Boston, and he dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him.
The Devil says "Sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here."
The man says, "No problem, I'm from Boston."
So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Boston man to see how he's doing. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just fine.
"No problem...just like Boston in June," the man says.
So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150, and the humidity up to 90. He then goes back over to see how the Boston man is doing. The man is sweating a little, but overall looks comfortable.
"No problem. Just like Boston in July,"the man says.
So now the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 200, and the humidity up to 100. When he goes back to see how the man is doing, the man is sweating profusely, and has taken his shirt off; otherwise, he seems OK.
He says, "no problem. Just like Boston in August."
Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes back to the thermostat, and turns the temperature to MINUS 150 DEGREES. Instantly, HELL FREEZES - the whole place becomes an icy, barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland. When the Devil goes back now to see how the Boston man is doing, he is shocked to discover the man jumping up and down cheering in obvious delight. The devil immediately asks the man what's going on. To which the Boston man replies.....
"THE RED SOX WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!"
"THE RED SOX WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!"